Steve

Steve Jobs of Apple Inc. died today. He brought a lot of changes to the IT industry, but since I have never purchased any of the Apple products, and considers PC's success is due to contributions of Microsoft as a major player in the business (despite the well known fact that the Two Steves are the one who 'invented' modern PC), I have no qualms whatsoever about his passing (maybe a little, considering that his death is due to complications of  medical 'Time Bomb'- Pancreatic Cancer).

I held almost no emotions whatsoever, until I remember that since he is the main 'character' behind Pixar's awshumness, he is certainly also responsible for ....

this..




this..



this...



...and basically a huge chunk of our childhood

Thank You, Steve.

(1955-2011)

Ibby's Tragic Comedy #2

Ibby's Tragic Comedy #2

"I don't usually stay at the ward 
till 8 PM (almost)
everyday, 

but when I do,

it's when I'm doing 
Psychiatry"

:(

'Saint' Patrick

 sesungguhnya, pintu toilet apartmen kami telah rosak mekanisme kuncinya beberapa minggu yang lalu

jadi sebagai pengganti, kami terpaksa menyendal pintu tersebut dengan baldi yang dipenuhi air, setiap kali timbul kesedaran bahawa melepaskan hajat dengan pintu terbuka luas adalah bukan tabiat gorila bertamadun. bayangkanlah apa akan berlaku seandainya pintu terbuka luas ketika anda sedang menikmati salah satu keperluan paling asas manusia mengikut Hierarki Keperluan Maslow? tambah memalukan sekiranya ada yang kekantoian dalam keadaan fapping tremor

itu pun pada hakikatnya tidak mencukupi, kerana urgensi yang anda alami mampu membuatkan anda menolak pintu tersebut dengan mudah walaupun telah disendal.

jadi sebagai penyelesaian dan tanpa perlu menambah dosa mengata orang lain, salah seorang dari kami iaitu encik Patrick telah mengambil inisiatif memasang selak sebagai menyahut hasrat kerajaan agar rakyat menjadi lebih kompetitif dan berdaya saing tanpa mengharapkan subsidi.

bukan Patrick kami

terima kasih kepada beliau :D

my stuffs and wai keat

i have to admit that i'm not really a well-organized person; i have my stuffs literally everywhere. however usually only a little 're-arrangement' is necessary in order to navigate my way through the pile of everything to find what i need.

and i really hate it when i can't find them when i've scrummage'd through stacks of notes/books,turned my laundry basket upside down, spreading its content all over the floor, yet wasn't able to find what i was looking for. it's sapping and ravenously time consuming

it happened a few weeks back when i had to borrow Taufiq's white coat for a week, as mine has mysteriously disappeared. only two weeks later did i found it hanging by Chung Wai Keat's mini-partition wall. and his claim that it has actually been there forever is a real hard face-palm to me.

Crime scene

and this morning, it's the turn of my car keys to play hide-and-seek. initially i was about to seek help from Afiq to jump-start my car (Afiq apparently is the only guy to own a set of jumper. what a way to pick up chicks, eh? :D) until i realize that it (my keys) is nowhere to be found.

perpetrator chained to lanyard in the aftermath

now this really pisses me off, and i had to reduce my study corner to ruins, pick up the rubble pieces by pieces and re-construct anew fort yet i still couldn't find my keys.

Fort Mueller

of course ultimately i have to ask everyone should they see them; believe, me, chances are infinitesimal, isolated keys can be found everywhere in this apartment...this is until CWK did this:

"kamu cari kunci ke Megat?, saya rasa ada dalam kereta saya, ada orang salah bawak kunci pagi tadi.."

so i immediately rush down to Wai Keat's car, and there they are in his open glove box.

next time, should i lose anything, i will go straight to Wai Keat.

he might just know

*movie review* Dream House

Last night we watched this:

it was by recommendation from Afiq Shukor, after watching this trailer:

it stars Daniel Craig, whom of course you know well through the latest James Bond installment(s), (unless you're undergoing training to make roadside bomb from a CIA-trained pseudo-extremist in an intricate cave network in Hindu-Kush) as the main character, Will Atenton

(picture related but irrelevant)

The movie revolves around James Bond Will returning to his (supposedly newly-bought) home from an espionage mission after quitting his job as a publisher.

as the story unravels, Will, his wife Libby (played by Rachel Weisz) and two daughters soon discover that there was a cruel murder involving a whole family had once occurred in the house. Shockingly the suspect was the man of the family himself, and he was later caught and sent to a mental institution due to the fact that he wasn't able to stand trial. Crowd may begin to experience shivers (really? idk. i don't) when Will later found out that the man, identified as Peter Ward, has been released by the institution and now roam free.

Will, hellbent on curiosity (like the bunch of Emo-Goth punks you'll see in the early third of this movie) went on to seek truth behind the whole incident shrouding the house, audience will be introduced to his new neighbor from across the street, Ann Patterson (Naomi Watts) who herself apparently facing troubles with her ex-husband over the custody of their teenage daughter. She however was not keen to discuss about what has happened in the house, although appears to be friendly and approachable to Will.

(Did I mention that she also looks hotter than Will Attenton's wife? Somehow she is, yeah. This fact may be important, folks! :7)

Halfway through the movie, you may relate it to any other psycho-thriller you've watched; but there are twist and turns that'll keep you guessing till the end.

The main drawback however was that the movie was quite short, not much character development was seen. and also the fact that MBO Kuching started showing it five-God-damned-minutes-earlier-than-schedule.

if you are into psycho-thrillers, this may be one of the movie you want to "download and watch with friends on your laptop" (according to Teo Sir Kit). but it might help keeping your mind rolling should you are currently doing psychiatric posting. #LOL

Syafiqah and Renuka, don't worry, no flesh-eating psychopaths found their way into the plot. Because the only one that we knew is this guy:

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, and topped it all up with your good-night's sleep as dessert"

"Berapa bintang ko bagi Megat?? :D"
"3.5/5"
"oh..erm..ok la tu"

P/S: Afiq, don wory, it still is a nice movie. hehe

Pirate Heart

lately ni hati dan perasaan agak mellow. jadi best layan lagu slow2.
dan dalam masa yang sama, aku suka tengok section 'hari ini dalam sejarah' kat wikipedia.

so aku usha2 tgk org2 yang lahir pada hari berkenaan

contohnya, 22 September

aku jumpa nama ni..

so gi la tgk wiki page die.. dan youtiup..

eh layan la pulak :D

'Coeur de pirate' means 'Pirate Heart' en francais. her real name is Béatrice Martin

she's a Quebecois, by the way :)

p/s: korg pernah dgr kot dia ni b4 dis. femes la gak apparently

go, green, go!

*entry ini mungkin berbau keropok lekor berusia 2 bulan dalam fridge 302, jika hidung anda extra sensitif. tapi niat saya murni :D

sekarang ni aku posting psychiatry. jadi kena ulang alik ke Hospital Sentosa yang jaraknya lebih kurang 12KM dari hostel aku. kdg2 lepak sampai petang. kalau nak drive balik petang2, bole "jama" asar-maghrib beb :D

so kena lepak solat dulu kat Masjid kat Kem Penrissen

satu hari ni aku lepak kat sana, aku parking, nampak pokok2 bertanda..

aku tengok signboard tu...

and i think to meself (tibbeehhh tuka bahasa..), how many trees have he planted during his tenure as the CM? ho many trees have he planted in his entire life?

how many trees have we?

go green, drive prius just go green :)

kisah meng-gabra-kan di petang hari

tadi lepas kelas aku g Giant, cari gas cartridge untuk stove aku. tapi Giant x jual. hampeh. redah punye redah, aku jumpa kat Everise BDC. rm 6.90. cila*ak. bedal jela. janji bole masak. pastu aku balik, terus g jogging. balik jogging aku nampak Taufiq "Athrun" Zaaba tengah mengemas dapur. muka Serius Gila. aku tegur x jawab. gabra sat la aku

tadi tengahari aku balik hostel jap, dan sementara tunggu nak pegi kelas balik aku pun cuci la sikit2 brg2 kotor kat sinki tu. tp x sempat kemas abes la, kalau nak kemas abes, x g klas la aku. klinik mane nak bagi MC untuk penyakit "Kemasdapurosis"?

so bila aku tengok Athrun Zaaba klentung-klentang kmas dapur cuak la gak aku. dia hangin ngn aku ke? siap tupperware kuih raya yang aku stack nak basuh (tapi aku x basuh-basuh sebab aku seorang pemalas yang kritikal) pun dia basuh. aku sampai postpon nak masak, lepak tgk tv ngn Aai Slamat jap.

tapi lepas kemas, dan sebab aku dah lapa, aku pun masak la gak. lpas tu baru Pandaimasak Ku Akhmal D.O. (Dapur Officer) join masak gak. bila Athrun Zaaba tegur aku sebab mayonis yang aku pakai buat coleslaw berbau aneh, baru reda sikit anxiety disorder aku.

(wajah dapur kami setelah dibelasah ZGMF-X09A Justice)

agaknya sebab minum kopi banyak sgt, tu yg anxious manjang aku ni. oh ya, tu pun salah satu biological cause tu, tp xtau la ape nasib ko kalau ko jawab camtu depan Prof. F.

p/s: 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine adalah nama IUPAC bagi caffeine :D

mai new roommate

aku dapat rumet baru. 1st year baru masuk. 'femes' la gak budak ni (atas sebab yg aku saje xnak bgtau kat sini). femes mcm Heri Poter 1st day kat Sekolah Ilmu Hitam Ketuat Babi. (for the same reason aku mmg kena maintain x semak bilik. haha!)

the peculiar thing is when ppl kept asking me, "mamat tu lembut/kopab ke?" (maybe muka dia cerah sket la dari average student laki kat sini, but idk really) tapi seriusli, apehal nak kena tanya soalan camtu is beyond mai comprehension. kalau lembut, ko nak buli ke? nak simpan buat jambu ke? saje nak buat bahan mengutuk ke?

itu saje aku nak rant. sekian, terima kasih.

p/s: x, dia memang senyap x banyak cakap. at least x mengutuk orang sana sini lepas tu xbole handle kalau ko lak kena kutuk

why i love FB privacy options :)

i really appreciate the (not-so) new status privacy options.

it allows the 'passive-aggressive' personality in you to lash out specifically-targeted hyperverbial insult at certain people, without exposing your insanity to unrelated personnel, and without the aimed individual even knowing

selamat hari raya!

aku malas nak print. copy details atas resit supermarket je. hahaha

baalek kampoung! oowoo'oh balek kampoung!!

reputation

setiap individu ada reputasi masing2 yang mengakibatkan mereka terus hidup dalam infamy. contohnya Joey Barton sampai bila2 akan diingati sebagai pemain bola yang keji, tidak kira banyak mana pun beliau menyumbang untuk dana tragedi meteorit Tunguska. meanwhile, sampai bila2 pun orang tak akan percaya yang aku kemas bilik.

Ibby's Tragic Comedy #1

"There are many reasons why it is 'haraam' in Islam to commit suicide; otherwise none of the hospitals would be filled with doctors" - Ibby's Tragic Comedy

"Bivalve"

*Orthopedics exam*

This is the image I have in my mind everytime the word 'Bivalve' is being mentioned:

FMHS UNIMAS 2011/12 ACADEMIC CALENDAR (FULL)

ah, and this is the full version :D

(click for larger view)

FMHS UNIMAS 2011/12 ACADEMIC CALENDAR (YEAR 4)

Here you go people. i've dusted off the cobwebs on my blog to let everyone have a better look at this. for terrence lim to mail everyone would be cumbersome tho, since not many people are willing to share their mail address, fearing it might be a target of illuminati agents who would bomb their inbox with propaganda

(click to enlarge)

thanks to Herr Terrence for mailing me the pdf.

maybe i should write again